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@McMcmadmac : My mothers nearly 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!

@McMcmadmac: My grandpa use to tell us about walking 10 miles to school.

I tell my grandchildren about walking across the room to change channels!

@McMcmadmac: We named our beautiful daughter after my mother.

Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 22 this year!

@McMcmadmac: When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why? She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.