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Page of McNarstle's best tweets

@McNarstle : Catch a baby opossum, give it a 12-hr sedative, and hide it in the glove compartment of the car of the person who's dating your ex.

@McNarstle: "He's gone too far."
"He crossed the line between science & ethics."
"He's playing God."

-reaction to the amount of cheese I put in omelets