Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

Page of MdUNH's best tweets

@MdUNH : Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet.

@MdUNH: *hires skywriter*

$1 MILLION DOLLARS OR I SKYWRITE GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS!

@MdUNH: I can't take the time to exercise but I did some killer cardio pacing indecisively in front of the Ben & Jerry's section of the supermarket.

@MdUNH: If you see a white guy in earbuds convulsing angrily with T. Rex arms, don't freak out. I'm just jamming out to Eminem.

@MdUNH: Expendables 4 (Rated R): Tom, Sylvester & Wiley Coyote coldly hunt down & eat Jerry, Tweety & Roadrunner. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.