Funny Tweeter

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Page of MeetingBoy's best tweets

@MeetingBoy : "A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat." I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email.

@MeetingBoy: I love how you changed "Conclusions" to "Learnings" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?

@MeetingBoy: When I asked for screenshots, I meant using the PRT SCR button, not shaky pictures of the screen with your phone, you idiot.

@MeetingBoy: I've wasted the best years of my life waiting for people to join conference calls.

@MeetingBoy: I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include "loose weight". Can I add spelling to your list too?