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@MelissaJoy33 : I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people.

@MelissaJoy33: Pro Tip: If you are under the age of 35, don't get married. If you are over 35, don't get married. If you are 35, don't get married.

@MelissaJoy33: I love being a mom. I just left the vacuum running in front of my teenagers door until he woke up. Should have done what I asked, lil shit!