@MensHumor: You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
@MensHumor: I would like to thank Tetris for providing me w/ the skills to jam as many dishes as possible in my dishwasher.
@MensHumor: Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.
@MensHumor: "It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game." -Losers
@MensHumor: Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!