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Page of Mike__Lee's best tweets

@Mike__Lee : My boss asked if I had Facebook and I said sure and gave up the link. Then she asked about twitter. After an awkward silence I said, huh?

@Mike__Lee: I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery.

@Mike__Lee: Cop: "Any idea why I pulled you over?"

Me: "you've got a fat guy fetish?"

Cop: ...