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@MizzusT : Yeah, but can your 25 year old girlfriend do this? *falls asleep standing up*

@MizzusT: Me: I’m gonna take a shower

Spider in my bathtub: nope

@MizzusT: No one has stolen my identity yet and I’m starting to take it personally