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@Moemontes : My dentist just looked in my mouth and said something is gonna have to come out. I suspect he's talking about my wallet.

@Moemontes: To the dude i just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!

@Moemontes: Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?