@Mom_Overboard: Women are scary.
Take me, for example...I said goodnight to a guy, weeks ago, and he's so afraid to say the wrong thing, he STILL hasn't replied.
@Mom_Overboard: Receptionist: Psychiatric Unit, can I help you?
Me: Yes, I'd like to make a reservation...
@Mom_Overboard: Arranged my own kidnapping.
Found out after the fact that there's no actual napping involved.
I'm awake, in a trunk. This is bullshit.
@Mom_Overboard: Yeah I do yoga.
I'm so good at it, you won't even see me there.
@Mom_Overboard: Don't go hunting down relationships or looking for love. Let it find you. Naturally.
You know, like a jogger finding a body on the trails.
@Mom_Overboard: Me: Dare me to find out how many Reese's peanut butter cups can fit in my mouth?!
Date: What's happening right n-
Me: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
@Mom_Overboard: They should make a sister store to "Forever 21" called "So Now You're 35" where you can buy sensible pants and soft sweaters & take naps.