@MomofTeen: Interviewer: What makes you unique?
Me: I'm loyal to a fault, don't gossip, & work hard.
I: Yeah, so, you're not really going to fit in.
@MomofTeen: If having a social media account makes you a journalist, changing a lightbulb makes me an electrician.
@MomofTeen: I come from a long line of successful people.
I decided to stop that tradition.
@MomofTeen: Shortly after firing up my Toro Power Sweep, I begin thinking of myself as a "leaf herder" and realize I need to get out more often.
@MomofTeen: When they spot a towel hanging neatly on a rack, teens consider it a personal challenge to rip it down, wad it up & leave it on the floor.
Just the three Chinese meal entrees I'm ordering.