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Page of Monicann86's best tweets

@Monicann86 : I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation of having your dad pick up the landline phone and start dialing while you're talking on it

@Monicann86: My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I'm going to try this with my co-workers.

@Monicann86: Every morning I wake up super pissed at my parents because I have to go to work instead of living off a trust fund.

@Monicann86: *logs onto Facebook*

*sees 347 ultrasound pictures*

*logs off forever*