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@MorganJ7 : I don't friend zone people I relationship zone them. You want to be my friend? Too bad, we're dating.

@MorganJ7: Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime

Me flirting: So do you like bread

@MorganJ7: Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
Daisies are brown,

I'm a terrible gardener.

@MorganJ7: Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.

@MorganJ7: Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't like things as much as I do.