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@Mostly_Cheese : If someone stole my identity I would be like, "Haha now you have no money and you're bad at basketball."

@Mostly_Cheese: Sorry I don't remember your name, I was concentrating too hard on shaking hands, making eye contact and not mispronouncing my own.

@Mostly_Cheese: I need a personal trainer to be in charge of how I exercise because I'm in charge of how I eat and look how that turned out.

@Mostly_Cheese: I got locked out of my house after having dinner at an Italian restaurant. I had gnocchi.

@Mostly_Cheese: Me: *watches six consecutive hours of SVU*

Also me (brushing teeth for two minutes twice a day): Thith ith bullthit.