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@MountainDouche : I have a question for you guys. After the door bell rings, how long do I have to wait to turn the TV volume back up and make any movement?

@MountainDouche: My grandma has been lying to me for years. A watched pot really does boil. Moral of the story, trust no one.

@MountainDouche: If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair.