@MrAdamBez: *gets sentenced to 25 years in prison*
*opens twitter app*
@MrAdamBez: What do you mean I've had enough to drink?!!
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
@MrAdamBez: If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.
@MrAdamBez: I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me.
She calls me her sixty second lover.