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Page of MrAdamBez's best tweets

@MrAdamBez : For Halloween I'm goin to go as lost weed. Cause that's everyone's nightmare.

@MrAdamBez: A friend that steals your tortilla chips is nacho friend.

@MrAdamBez: *gets sentenced to 25 years in prison*

*opens twitter app*

*looks up*

*being released*

@MrAdamBez: What do you mean I've had enough to drink?!!

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

@MrAdamBez: If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.

@MrAdamBez: I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me.

She calls me her sixty second lover.

... Wait.