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@MunkMania : Sometimes you're the cat's meow, sometimes you're the hairball.

@MunkMania: I like men in uniform, but sometimes it's hard to flirt when they're handcuffing me for menacing or rescuing me from another kitchen fire.

@MunkMania: You know shit's getting real when someone bets their glass eye at the neighborhood poker game.

@MunkMania: 3: Who's that on your shirt?

Me: Yoda, from Star Wars.

3: I don't like him.

Me: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!