@MythicPicnic: Studies show that, on average, humans kept in cubicles live just as long as free-range humans.
@MythicPicnic: A Spartan boy was ripped from his mother at seven and subjected to daily beatings
My mother calls at 40+ to make sure that I'm still eating
@MythicPicnic: I feel bad for my Roomba, so every other day I vacuum while it sits on the couch watching TV and drinking beer.
@MythicPicnic: Home alone tonight
The fridge is making weird noises
I think the beer wants out....
@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous