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@Naked_Superman : I think that's enough internet for one day…

@Naked_Superman: Dentist: Did you deliberately loosen this tooth?

Me: Why would I do that?

D: ok…[extracts tooth & hands me a lolly]

Me: *winks at camera*

@Naked_Superman: What does it mean when you sit next to an elderly woman on the bus and she shakes her head and makes the sign of the cross?

@Naked_Superman: Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine.

Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he?

Mom: 27

@Naked_Superman: Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake their soda

@Naked_Superman: Gin & Tonic: 91 calories.

Banana: 105 calories.

Choosing the healthy option: Priceless.

@Naked_Superman: It's the embarrassment, not the blunt force trauma that kills you when you're hit by a Smart car.