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@Naked_Wombat : 9: You like Twitter Dad? Me: Yep 9: I'll join and be your friend. M: Cool, extra math is great! 9: It's a math thing? M: yep 9: nevermind

@Naked_Wombat: I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips.

@Naked_Wombat: Hey terrorists, wanna cripple America? Hack Twitter and cause all DM's to go public.

I'm just kidding, don't do that shit. We'd kill you.