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@NickSwardson : Congrats to the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table. It's basically everywhere now.

@NickSwardson: I'm behind 38 episodes of Game of Thrones. I'll just jump in the new season and piece it all together. Should be fine.

@NickSwardson: Thank god 4 the guy at the bar yelling "YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT!!!" when a receiver drops the ball. Had no idea he was supposed to catch it.

@NickSwardson: You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T.

@NickSwardson: I hope this year they have the courage to legalize diarrhea.

@NickSwardson: Just got a residual check for 6 dollars for my scene in Almost Famous sooo...going to Vegas!!!!!!!!