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@NikkiGlaser : I held a baby today. I was scared it would make me want a baby, but it just made me want to be a baby.

@NikkiGlaser: What if ISIS started claiming responsibility for nice things like when my mom says, "who emptied the dishwasher?!"

@NikkiGlaser: Want to annoy the man in your life? Pronounce MMA "mama".

@NikkiGlaser: Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.