@noogscorner: Splinter: Leo.
Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo.
Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo.
Leo: I thought I was Raphael.
- Why they wear masks
@noogscorner: When she stops crying and gets really quiet, keep your guard up. You're experiencing what scientists refer to as "the eye of the shitstorm."
@noogscorner: Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
@noogscorner: Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly.
Batman: It's okay.
Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive.
@noogscorner: A young Lil' Wayne sits alone typing lyrics into Word 97 when a cartoon paperclip suddenly appears on-screen.
[Did you mean "digger"?]
@noogscorner: Batman: *puts on glasses* Hey do I still look like Bruce Wayne?
Superman: Um obviously.
Batman: Think about that for a second.
@noogscorner: Apple just announced a 20-year plan to develop technology that actually allows grid-like manual organization of Home screen app icons.
@noogscorner: Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot.