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@NotThatKristi : The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving..

@NotThatKristi: My jeans say "no more Christmas goodies" but my leggings are like "we got you, gurrrl"

@NotThatKristi: If I was a funeral director, I'd tell everyone "I'll see you later" & then wink, because it's fun to freak people out.

@NotThatKristi: We're adults. It's bad enough we selfie. Don't make it worse with the surprise face selfie