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@NrouteHQ : Customer service: how can I help you? Me: yeah, I’d like to change my security question. My favorite kid is now Josh

@NrouteHQ: King Crab: look at me, I have delicious legs

Imitation Crab *with funny voice*: look at me, I have delicious legs