@ObscureGent: Group therapist: What’s your biggest fear?
Wolfman: Silver bullets
Dracula: Lasagna, spaghetti...you know, most Italian dishes.
@ObscureGent: To see someone’s true savage nature, you must observe them eat crab legs at a buffet.
@ObscureGent: Most people will give you their jacket if you’re naked and tell them you come from the future.
@ObscureGent: Me: How’s it going?
Coworker: Can’t complain.
Me: Try harder.
Coworker: Life is meaningless.
Me: Atta boy.
@ObscureGent: [After 2 hours of explaining a complicated board game]
Ok, let’s just play and I’ll explain as we go.