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@ObviousOstrich : Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

@ObviousOstrich: Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

@ObviousOstrich: If you fill a bottle of water, take it into a dark room and pour the water on the floor, you've just wasted your time.

@ObviousOstrich: Spiders cannot fly and we should all be very happy about that.

@ObviousOstrich: If every person in the world held hands around the equator a significant portion of them would drown.