@OhNoSheTwitnt: Imagine "are you ready for some football?" sung to the tune of "Do You Want To Build A Snowman?" Yes I'm trying to ruin this for everyone.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: 🎶 Take me down to the cubicle city where the boss is mean and the pay is shitty 🎶
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "Where do babies comes from?"
Well, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much they make poor decisions.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "Should we take the kayak or just walk out to the sandbar?" -Row versus wade.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Excited for Game of Thrones tonight because it'll be nice to see civilized political discourse for a change.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: A Harry Potter spinoff series that focuses on Hermione's origin story called Granger Things.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Waking up in 2016: [immediately makes coffee]
Waking up in 2017: [immediately checks to see if WW3 has started]
@OhNoSheTwitnt: David Duke says Jews aren't white. Eric Trump says Democrats aren't people. So I guess today begins my new life as a purple dragon.