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@One2thTEXAN : *walks up to cute teller at bank* Me: you wanna grab lunch some time? T: sir, I've seen your balance. M: yea, I was hoping you'd buy.

@One2thTEXAN: When I see couples madly in love, I just assume they met yesterday.

@One2thTEXAN: My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman.