@OneFunnyMummy: Eventually every parent reaches the it's a good thing they're so cute stage.
@OneFunnyMummy: The only thing worse than thinking of what to make for dinner is then having to cook it.
@OneFunnyMummy: Nothing says you're a parent like being jealous of a tree because it's all alone.
@OneFunnyMummy: I don't homeschool my kids cause the only historic battle I know is the one between Biggie and Tupac.
@OneFunnyMummy: The longer you're a parent the harder it is to act excited when people tell you they're pregnant.
@OneFunnyMummy: Silent Night is my favorite song about my kids staying at their grandparent's house.
@OneFunnyMummy: Register for a new blender on your baby registry. It drowns out the crying and makes margaritas. You're welcome.