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@OneToothTexan : "My body wasn't designed for this." - me, getting out of bed

@OneToothTexan: Them: I don’t like your attitude.

Me: have you tried not talking to me?

@OneToothTexan: People that drink Starbucks every morning, how do you decide which kid isn’t going to college?