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@Only_Fast_Eddie : Always look both ways before crossing a woman.

@Only_Fast_Eddie: People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

@Only_Fast_Eddie: My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday.

@Only_Fast_Eddie: Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks.

@Only_Fast_Eddie: This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger.