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@PanicRestroom : Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself

@PanicRestroom: If a vampire is also a doctor, an apple is as effective as garlic

@PanicRestroom: "Billie Jean" is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean

@PanicRestroom: It's weird how opposites attract, like red wine & a new shirt

@PanicRestroom: Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie

@PanicRestroom: How to run faster:

1. Drink a lot of water
2. Wait till u have to pee
3. Start running

You're welcome

@PanicRestroom: What's the name of that Adam Sandler's movie were he plays an immature adult?