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Page of Pappiness's best tweets

@Pappiness : Websites: "Please choose a password with 12 characters, three symbols, no spaces, no repeated letters, and nothing you've used in the last 6 months." ATMs: "Four numbers is cool."

@Pappiness: Friend: My baby turned 3 today. He's growing up so fast!
Me: He's actually growing up at an equal speed to every other human being on the planet.

(why I'm not invited to birthday parties anymore.)

@Pappiness: Eric Trump said the Syria strike was swayed by a "heartbroken" Ivanka. He also pouted that dad has never bombed a country for him.