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@ParasiteHilton : Date: Uhh seriously? Me: Oh don't tell me you don't sneak food into the movies too *dips lobster in my pocket filled with melted butter*

@ParasiteHilton: "HAHA WTF LMAO OMG LOL HAHA WTF LMAO LMAO HAHA LOL OMG LMAO LOL WTF LMAO" - Birds at 6AM