@Parkerlawyer: I woke up this morning feeling ever so confident that today was the day I would commit myself to physical fitness.
Right after I finish this bacon, egg, and cheese McGriddle.
@Parkerlawyer: My teenagers are watching Jaws for the first time and laughing.
When I saw Jaws for the first time I didn’t even go swimming in a pool for 3 years.
@Parkerlawyer: My teenage son just took out the trash without being asked.
Should I be alarmed?
This. Is. Not. A. Drill.
@Parkerlawyer: I have a client that speaks French so I like to call him on the phone so I can say Bonjour! and then listen to him say probably very important things I don’t understand but it sounds amazing.
@Parkerlawyer: A client just told me I reminded them of their grandmother.
Welcome to 45. The world is my oyster.
@Parkerlawyer: My husband took 18 to a music festival and just texted me that he was “going in the mosh pit” and I didn’t have the heart to tell him I don’t think they call it that anymore and also he’s 49 and probably won’t survive that.
@Parkerlawyer: Hubs cleaned out the garage without being asked so I'm looking back over the Ashley Madison list just in case I missed something.
@Parkerlawyer: I was in Australia once and a newscaster said in the cutest accent that a swimmer was “taken” by a shark. I asked if that meant they died and my friend said, “Well yes, but no worries, it happens. Sharks do that.”
And that’s the most Australian thing I’ve ever heard.
@Parkerlawyer: My husband and I are co-counsel in trial today.
We already had an argument about who would drive to the courthouse.
This should be good.