@Parkerlawyer: I've seen enough episodes of Dateline to know never to stand near a cliff while letting Hubs take my picture.
@Parkerlawyer: Hubs sent me this text:
There's no wrong way to tell the person you love that their beautiful.
@Parkerlawyer: Hubs left his Amazon account open on the laptop and I swear to God if I'm getting a lawnmower for Mother's Day there will be bloodshed.
@Parkerlawyer: "I got in a fight at Michaels over glitter glue once, so you should probably step aside."
-Me, to a guy buying the last of my favorite wine
@Parkerlawyer: Me, "I need to get in shape."
Hubs, "What flavor? Chocolate or Vanilla?"
Me, "Shape, not Shake."
@Parkerlawyer: My husband calls me Sugar and my dog's name is Sugar so when he says, "C'mere Sugar" there's an awkward stare down between me and the dog.
@Parkerlawyer: I got a message on Facebook that said, "Your a lawyer, right?"
May have lost a new client but they learned something today.
@Parkerlawyer: It's 10:25pm and one of my kids just came downstairs and asked what's for dinner.
I guess I need to start doing head counts from now on.
@Parkerlawyer: Client, "I should have known this marriage was going to fail when he hid my engagement ring in a gas station taquito."