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@Pat_Bren : The worst thing about living in the city must be cleaning all the dead parkour people out of your chimney.

@Pat_Bren: "I'm not really a big dog person." - lying werewolf

@Pat_Bren: Hey, Sean Bean, it's either pronounced Shaun Baun or Seen Bean. You can't have it both ways.