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@PaulFrei : How many rum & cokes are too many after a couple Vicodin? Asking for this EMT. He seems pretty interested.

@PaulFrei: Don't know what this myth is about cell usage blowing up a gas pump. I'm filling my tank right now. See? It's no big de

@PaulFrei: I would never have a swear jar as

1. It would suggest that I regret swearing and

2. Imply that I have spare change.

@PaulFrei: I imagine when you get to heaven they give you a box with all the sodas and snacks that vending machines cheated you out of your whole life.