@PaulFrei: Don't know what this myth is about cell usage blowing up a gas pump. I'm filling my tank right now. See? It's no big de
@PaulFrei: I would never have a swear jar as
1. It would suggest that I regret swearing and
2. Imply that I have spare change.
@PaulFrei: I imagine when you get to heaven they give you a box with all the sodas and snacks that vending machines cheated you out of your whole life.