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@PeachesMcPeach : Omg. The WiFi went off a minute ago so my kids came out of their rooms. They're getting so tall!

@PeachesMcPeach: I'm at my sexiest when I'm at a stoplight and a teenage boy is checking me out then suddenly realizes his horrific mistake.

@PeachesMcPeach: I don't date married men.

I mean I wouldn't call it dating...