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@PeachyPixel8 :

@PeachyPixel8: You have tattoos and curves?

*unbuttons pants*

You're also batshit crazy?

*takes off pants*

You listen to Paramore?

*puts on clothes*

@PeachyPixel8: The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers.

@PeachyPixel8: Coming Soon
Jason Statham is a reluctant thief with a heart of gold

*cue explosion*

PUNCH McEXPLODEY CAR MAN

*fade to black*

@PeachyPixel8: I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS

@PeachyPixel8: Be myself?
BE MYSELF?!?!
You don't care if I ever get laid again, do you?