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@PellMull : I go under the police tape, approach the chalk outlined body, and flash my subway sandwich card. "Ok what do we got here?"

@PellMull: It was the Bleh of Times,
It was the Meh of Times...

@PellMull: Everyone is unique.
Except you.
You are not unique.
You are the only not unique person in human history.

@PellMull: I use these ( ... ) a lot.
For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.