@Petote: *hates you so much replaces everything and everyone you love with a cat*
even if you already have a cat,
*replaces it with a worse cat*
@Petote: A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win.
@Petote: Just because I am an Italian American doesn't mean my family is in the mob....
It means we used to be.
@Petote: Be a firefighter they said,
Rescue kittens & throw them into fire they said,
Youre misinformed they said,
We're calling the police they said
@Petote: BF went to text me "almost there"
It came out "almost dead"
So hungover, I wrote back "thank god"
And now he arrived and things are awkward
@Petote: Is that all?
"I wanna stab you."
"Cut your throat."
"Drink your blood."
"Have your baby."
"Kidding! I'll have a coke."
@Petote: *gets so drunk I grab a fish out of your fish tank and shakes it at you screaming "WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!" *