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@PharmerRPh : Judge: "Reason for divorce?" Me: "Reconcilable differences." Judge: "Don't you mean irreconcilable?" Me: "Ugh. You sound just like her."

@PharmerRPh: Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.