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Page of PieChord's best tweets

@PieChord : "A wine please" "Sir, this is McDonalds..." "Okay, a McWine please"

@PieChord: Wanna know what it's like being married?

Chain yourself to a wild animal.

Now kick the animal.

@PieChord: Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons.

@PieChord: The only time my ex will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground.

@PieChord: A wife is like a hand grenade.

Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

@PieChord: My wife gives the best headache.