@PinkCamoTO: The woman beside me is reading a cocktail recipe book like a novel and I'm pretty sure I found my soul mate.
@PinkCamoTO: My boss encouraged us to think about why we come to work every day.
I don't think "I need money to live" was the answer she was looking for.
@PinkCamoTO: 8yo: Geez Mom. Haven't you ever heard of privacy?
Me: Not since you were born.
@PinkCamoTO: Nothing makes me feel more beautiful than when the woman waxing my eyebrows asks if I want my moustache done too.
@PinkCamoTO: *lies down in bed*
*gets comfortable and relaxes*
Brain: *blows into mic* *tap tap* Okay, so where was I...
@PinkCamoTO: The yogurt was so far back in the cooler at the store, I almost ended up in an Aha video.