@PinkCamoTO: 7: Are monsters real Mommy?
Me: Yes, they are. They're in my office and they "reply all" on emails.
@PinkCamoTO: Physiotherapist: So tell me how you injured yourself?
Me: Rock climbing.
Me: *whispers* taking off my sports bra.
@PinkCamoTO: Interviewer: How do you define success?
Me: Being able to buy bacon when it's not on sale.
@PinkCamoTO: The woman beside me is reading a cocktail recipe book like a novel and I'm pretty sure I found my soul mate.
@PinkCamoTO: My boss encouraged us to think about why we come to work every day.
I don't think "I need money to live" was the answer she was looking for.
@PinkCamoTO: 8yo: Geez Mom. Haven't you ever heard of privacy?
Me: Not since you were born.
@PinkCamoTO: Nothing makes me feel more beautiful than when the woman waxing my eyebrows asks if I want my moustache done too.