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Page of RainbowJohnJ's best tweets

@RainbowJohnJ : A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window.

@RainbowJohnJ: Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving.

@RainbowJohnJ: *addresses the elephant in the room*
*puts a stamp on the elephant in the room*
"My pen pal is gonna love this."