@RandomManik: -So how can we help you today Mr Benson?
"Please. Mr Benson was my father."
-Alright. So how can we help you today Mr Bensonson?
@RandomManik: Everything brightened up when you came into our presence.
- Food in my refrigerator.
@RandomManik: Yes, I have read 'Game Of Thrones'.
No, It is not any different from the show.
-Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles.
@RandomManik: If I were a millionaire, I'd probably sign up Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow for a movie called, 'Salt' & 'Pepper'.
@RandomManik: My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.
@RandomManik: Sometimes I ponder over things like,
-What is life?
-Where am I going?
-What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called?
@RandomManik: Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb.
Maybe she wasn't that hungry.
@RandomManik: Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love.
@RandomManik: Every crime show turns into sitcom when the cops bring the husband for questioning and he asks,
"Why would anyone want to kill their wife?"