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Page of RatCasket's best tweets

@RatCasket : i want a girl with a short skirt and a laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge pizza

@RatCasket: [two bros pacing back and forth and flexing to prove they arent gay after accidentally reaching for the xbox controller at the same time]

@RatCasket: [puts in hearing aid]
aids aids aids aids aids
[takes out hearing aid]

@RatCasket: DOOM 4. All of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever.

@RatCasket: what idiot named it Mail Order Bride instead of Male Order Bride?

@RatCasket: [ISIS cuts off some dudes heads]
Whoa thats messed up you better quit it!
[ISIS breaks old rocks]
OKAY WE HAVE TO STOP THEM NOW.