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@RedheadChaos : If I am wearing red lipstick you can be sure I have one thing on my mind.. I hope I don't have any on my teeth.

@RedheadChaos: Officer, I swear there is a simple explanation..

~me standing in the street with no pants, one sock and a turkey baster in my hand

@RedheadChaos: New guy: I really like your name

Me: Thanks I got it for my birthday