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@Rhythms_n_Booze : Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Me: Seriously? You forgot already??

@Rhythms_n_Booze: HR: You know why we called you down?

Me:Hm. Promotion?

HR: You know we monitor internet usage right?

Me: I'd like to reporting a hacking.

@Rhythms_n_Booze: Cop: What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down.

Cop: I was pulling you over.

Me: Well I get that. Now.

@Rhythms_n_Booze: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Honestly I'm so shit faced I have no idea.

@Rhythms_n_Booze: I remember this one time I ran out of gas.

It was pretty scary. Almost dark. I was all alone.

I mean it was a lawnmower, but still.